Question, if she does a really good job, do you tip a hooker? Don't be silly, I'm not asking for myself. I always tip hookers.
When using flavored condoms, choose wisely. Choose ice cream/candy (Sucking Foods). Not Chicken/Steak. (Chewing Foods). Just saying.
I am not a piece of meat! I have a mind! (Actually I wouldn't mind being treated like a piece of meat!) Corny? Yes. Accurate? Even more so!
Some hot 19yr olds asked me to go to a bar, I was flattered for a nanosecond...then I realized they just needed an old guy to get beer.
Slept with my hot neighbor. Kinda takes all of the fun of watching her shower via my hidden surveillance cameras.