Please lady at the mall, stop spraying perfume on me, you're gonna get me in trouble...also stop putting lipstick on my underwear!!!
I put the penis in "My penis is in your sister"
Getting points on your license is a BAD thing, so DON'T try to "hit as many bike riders as you can" . Sorry, I'll come up with a new game.
Tell me if I'm crazy. I really want to (bleep) the hell out of Rachael Ray. I mean, a cute thick woman who loves to cook. DAMN!!!!!!
Where are they getting all of these super hot female meteorologists from? There's so many I don't know who to stalk first....I mean watch...
I'm going to do a reality show with smart, nice people that...what?....How can you cancel it already? I haven't even finished the pitch...
Nickel slot machines? Really? Nobody plays them for the jackpot. If you play nickel slot machines, it just means you don't want to go home.