I'm Just Saying...

A date asked if I was into navel piercing, I said "No, I rather put it in your vagina" Yeah, it's corny but she laughed and I GOT LAID SO SHUT UP!

Looking for a fake temporary illness to use as an excuse to avoid my relatives so I CAN WATCH FOOTBALL IN PEACE!! (Death was used already)

All that glitters isn't gold...it's also Jasmin, Topaz, Strawberry....hell all of the strippers here wear glitter. Huh?...you meant...oh.

Spoiler Alert!!! The movie " Avatar " has made a lot of money.

When I met my last girlfriend, I thought it was Serendipity....it turned out to be serendipmyhead.