Sunday, January 17, 2010

I'm Just Saying...

A date asked if I was into navel piercing, I said "No, I rather put it in your vagina" Yeah, it's corny but she laughed and I GOT LAID SO SHUT UP!

Looking for a fake temporary illness to use as an excuse to avoid my relatives so I CAN WATCH FOOTBALL IN PEACE!! (Death was used already)

All that glitters isn't's also Jasmin, Topaz, Strawberry....hell all of the strippers here wear glitter. Huh? meant...oh.

Spoiler Alert!!! The movie " Avatar " has made a lot of money.

When I met my last girlfriend, I thought it was turned out to be serendipmyhead.

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