I'm going to ask WikiLeaks to leak to the TSA about me, so they can spend less time squeezing my balls. (Unless it's a hot woman then shh)
Hey, people who acted like asses on Black Friday, I make friends with the store managers and pick up things at my leisure. But you had fun, right?
I told my Aunt if you show up for Black Friday when the door opens You'll have a perfect view of EVERYONE ELSE getting things. T'was right.
The porno movie based on Wikileaks won't need much of a title change will it? ;-)
Teens and 20somethings stare into their cellphones so much, drivers licenses of the future will be pictures of people's ears.
Where was wikileaks when I was dating my ex? I could have used a file labeled "Get money soon or she'll start screwing some rich guy"
Sports, politics & religion are three things that turn seemingly nice people into assholes instantly. That's why they're ALL turning me off.
Wait, they just used the song from "RENT" to sell Diamonds? I guess that ad exec DIDN'T see the play or movie.
C'mon Wii, go that FINAL step...you've created simulations for everything else...you know what I mean...just add "ner" to your name...
Have you ever been stuck with someone who is a human "Auto correct?" I'm about to pull the battery out of his ass and bend his SIM card.
I want to bring back the WWE style drop kick. People will talk about getting punched...but drop kicked? Nope. Who'd believe them?