I have to get a digital rectal exam from my Doctor next month. I hope the box she uses is smaller than the one on my TV!
I promise you sir, I will NOT try anything with her TONIGHT. But when she's not on her period, I'm going in so deep I might hit brain stem.
To the lady that left me tied up covered in syrup...NOT FUNNY! Hold on...false alarm...she's back with a hot girlfriend. Disregard message.
I was going to go to Arizona...but I have to make sure that I first have papers saying which slave ship my family was brought over on. (http://www.nytimes.com/2010/04/24/us/politics/24immig.html)
Taking bets on which state is the next to do something institutionally racist and or stupid…..