Happy Earth Day
So, I guess I'm supposed to NOT smash aerosol cans with baby seal carcasses today?
I hate her politics....but damn Elizabeth Hasselbeck is smoking hot!
Ladies, I am the Doctor of love. Well, more like the Optometrist. “Hey girl…is this better or worse…better or worse…”
It's funny, almost any stranger will join in on a high five...but try for a boobie suckle and everyone turns all "I'm gonna call a cop sir!"
After what I did with this cashier just now in the bathroom...this place should be called Barnes & Not so Noble! #fantasyorisit?
To keep the prison population down, do a better job of telling people about unwanted buttocks visits. That's why I don't kill. Wait, what?
Forget that “Double Down” burger you sissies! I can’t wait for next years “All In” burger. It’s not only the name of the sandwich, it’s what the pallbearers will say 6 months later when they drop you 400 pound ass 6 feet in the ground after eating that crap!