Tuesday, April 13, 2010

Hey, don't judge!!!!

Any woman that will give you a 30 min prostate massage is a keeper...my friend said...who isn't me...because that would be weird...so...

Wait, it's not testicle touch Tuesday? Then that would make my neighbor...A LIAR!!! I'll be right back. I've got an ass to kick!

It's titty sucking Tuesday! Ladies, the line starts here. Don't worry, I won't leave until I get around to everyone!

Visiting female teenage cousins, I see your teenage angst and I raise with my adult bitterness, indifference and home ownership. I win.

Some must get drunk to get a hangover that has them throwing up in the bathroom. I just have to ignore my initial urge to avoid the family.

No comments:

Post a Comment