My right hand is totally unimpressed with my ability to almost endlessly delay my orgasms. Tantric sex is NOT like solitaire.
When you're watching a relatives kid ( a little demon) how long do you have to close your eyes at the park before someone takes them away?
shot for perfection...missed and hit imperfection dead in the chest. Now he's stuck with it. #thirdpersonnonsequiturs
....how did you know that my nickname was "Iron kegels?"
My friends are now trying to marry me off. I have no problem finding women. I just need to find one who's crazy mixes properly with mine.