Monday, April 12, 2010

Read This...

Even if you trust the woman tying you up...always investigate the snickering and the flashing red light coming from the closet. Ya dig?

My right hand is totally unimpressed with my ability to almost endlessly delay my orgasms. Tantric sex is NOT like solitaire.

When you're watching a relatives kid ( a little demon) how long do you have to close your eyes at the park before someone takes them away?

shot for perfection...missed and hit imperfection dead in the chest. Now he's stuck with it. #thirdpersonnonsequiturs did you know that my nickname was "Iron kegels?"

My friends are now trying to marry me off. I have no problem finding women. I just need to find one who's crazy mixes properly with mine.

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