I'm Just Saying...

A good woman is like jello.....there is and always will be room for her.....

If mistletoe gets you a kiss, can we please come up with a plant that will get you "all the way"? ...never mind we have one already. Weed.

When you pull up to your married friends house to pick them up and they're fighting with their spouse, don't U feel like a getaway driver?

I was at Lionel Kiddie City today and judging by the looks on peoples faces, I could have made a fortune with a birth control kiosk.

"Bootleg" came from hiding things in cowboy boots. With drug mules, the phrases would be different. "Yo, you have any ass cavity Dvd's?"