I'm Just Saying...

When they say "cramming for a test" they do not mean cupcakes apparently.

A word of advise...DO NOT USE "ow, ow, you're killing me" as your SAFE WORD. Trust me.

If you really think about it "Tiger Woods" sounds like a porno name....so what did we expect?

There is a Mcdonalds IN the Walmart. I guess they want the customers arteries as clogged as the aisles.

All of this porn on the net makes it less fun. Less mystery and sneakyness. Besides it's expensive having a stack of laptops under the bed.

I go to topless bars bottomless.