Wednesday, December 2, 2009

I'm Just Saying...

Can you tell what a person does for a living by looking at them? Can people tell I'm a comedian by this ski mask i'm wearing at the bank?

So, Tiger Woods doesn't stop at 18 holes. Sorry. I...sorry...couldn't help myself....

The new Prius runs on baby seal juice and Styrofoam....I think they are missing the point now.

When you call someone in the phone book to pick U up after your car breaks, make sure it's "AAA". I got "AA". Quite an eventful ride home.

If we could cure diseases with ear, nose, and back hair, as well as belly fat...then middle aged men could regain their former lofty status.

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