Wednesday, December 9, 2009

I'm Just Saying...

Am I a carrot guy? A Stick guy? I'm actually more of a middle finger knuckles deep...huh?...what were YOU talking about? Oh. Then...carrots.

Glenn Beck on 10 Most Fascinating People? Using the same criteria, the guy on the subway who talks to himself should be on. WTF?!?

Leave Tiger alone! How was the most famous athlete in the world supposed to know that Hooters waitresses and porn stars can't keep secrets?

Do not throw TOMATOES at Sarah Palin!!!! Throw FACTS and COMMON SENSE, they're more damaging to her.

Is it insulting when home invaders break in, look around, say "Nevermind" and leave you a couple bucks on the way out?

EVERY family has ONE nutcase in it but for the life of me I can't figure out who it is. Who!? There must be one......oh. Nevermind.

Someone said to me "Words cut worse than the sharpest knife." I'm not going to say what happened next...but he has revised this statement.

An apple a day keeps the doctor away, but not as effectively as not having insurance.

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