Sunday, December 13, 2009

Do not keep parking in my spot if we have the same tire size. I won't say why but I suggest U keep your AAA up to date. You were warned!

They need to strengthen the pause button on DVD players. They break too often. How? Please, you know. I'll wait...........exactly!!

I just want to find woman to spend my life with. Someone who's sweet, shy, faithful, smart and doesn't think anal is only for birthdays.

I don't know why they call it "Skinny Dipping"....there isn't one skinny mofo here! I guess it's better than "Fat asses swimming naked"

WaIking thru a store and a lady sprayed me with perfume w/o my I sprayed her with mace w/o hers. That's fair isn't it?

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