Do not keep parking in my spot if we have the same tire size. I won't say why but I suggest U keep your AAA up to date. You were warned!

They need to strengthen the pause button on DVD players. They break too often. How? Please, you know. I'll wait...........exactly!!

I just want to find woman to spend my life with. Someone who's sweet, shy, faithful, smart and doesn't think anal is only for birthdays.

I don't know why they call it "Skinny Dipping"....there isn't one skinny mofo here! I guess it's better than "Fat asses swimming naked"

WaIking thru a store and a lady sprayed me with perfume w/o my permission...so I sprayed her with mace w/o hers. That's fair isn't it?
Family is coming over for christmas...I would give anything for a small tree fire. Don't want them hurt, I just want them to leave...anyone?