Have you ever heard a conversation between two people and just know that you'd hate them both if they tried to befriend you?
Hot ladies...you do know that mental images of you are being filed away for future use, right? Not by me of course...but by others.
A zero calorie cheese steak= endless billions. Get on that scientists. We both know that you aren't really trying to CURE diseases anyway.
The fake slap attempt that morphs into running your fingers through your hair move is NOT funny to gang-bangers or cops. Write that down.
We invent the Internet and we can't come up with something better to pick our noses with than a sleeping girlfriends finger? Wait, what?
I'm about to scream "FUCK IT!" at the top of my lungs...so YOU don't have to. Yeah, I care that much.
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