When people make unreasonable requests for your time...it's disrespect. (They think you have nothing better to do) Don't be fooled.

I always hold the elevator door for people...then I keep them in there for an hour. They NEVER ask again.

I'm looking for a good woman to do naughty things to my happy place...or do small things to my big thing for little or no money.

I just noticed that I'm sitting in front of the air conditioner like a woman in stirrups at the gynecologist. FYI, my pap smear is OK.