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I would like to file murder charges against the sound bite for killing nuanced answers and intelligent conversation. They will be missed.

I love the look in a child's eyes, the beautiful hopeful look... you know, the one we had before the world clubbed us into adulthood.

How do you let politicians cut off money to 2 million people, go on vacation...and get away with it?

I guess being fired for gross incompetence DOESN'T apply to news.

Haters are boring. We always know what you're going to say. Critical thinkers on the other hand...I won't explain...just try it.

Breaking news!! The Dalai Lama just pimp smacked Mel Gibson and needed to be restrained from "Busting him up more" film @ 6 & 11

"Rubber or lead?" - Armed robber to store clerk

"All at once or one a night? - Horny muscle bound lifers to armed robber (now a prisoner)

All star games mid-season are stupid. That's like telling people that they can only vacation on Wednesdays.

Think that you don't have Stockholm syndrome? Television sucks, it lies and yet you still watch it. Hello! YAY! Big brother is on GOTTA GO!

Mel Gibson just thought of an epithet specifically for himself....and then called himself that!