Ironic... tomorrow is Independence day and I'll be chained to a grill. I would run away but they'd catch me and chop off some of my foot...

Cerebral-political-weird, & sometimes off color. I'm like a box of chocolates, you never know what you're getting but it's chocolate & delicious.

Getting my house ready for the 4th...how do you hide a bear trap so people don't see it?

Forget personal hygiene, I do PUBLIC hygiene....after I clean my buttocks and pits, I do the same for random strangers. Yup.