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Happy July 8th!!! It's when the colonists finished cleaning up & drove home after the party. No, you're historically inaccurate! 

Yeah, my ancestors are from Africa and I should be able to handle the heat. STFU and turn on the air conditioner before I shrink your head!

Kylie Minogue, the gateway drug to Ke$ha. 

It costs a little more to turn on the air in the car, but it is so much better that the ass sweat gumbo that my seats would otherwise be.

Cargo pants, the traveling game show for pick pockets.

What Lebron James doesn't know is, the NBA is moving the Cleveland franchise to whatever city he chooses. Shh, lets watch his reaction... 

Breaking news!!! The earth's rotation is slowing at a pace that will bring it to a complete stop at 9pm tonight. Lebron, you did it!!!