Remember fellow humans, we won the "Top of the Food Chain" championship by a decision. It wasn't a rout. Other animals can still "F" us up!
Your grandpa is 85 years YOUNG? YOUNG?....oh....dementia starts early in your family...ok...whatever you say buddy.
If a tree falls in the woods & it lands on the person I was aiming at...& there's no one around...is there enough plausible deniability?
Wait....wine doesn't ALWAYS come in boxes? Who knew?
I date women with kids. It's great. After sex, when they want to "talk", just say I hear your kids, she leaves, you sleep. Life's good.
I love dating single moms. The married moms...not so much.
Show up at Walmart with low self esteem, stand by the discount bin...compare yourself to others and leave a narcissist. Thanks discount bin!
With all of this free Porn on the web...something amazing happened. I've become bored with it. My goodness. Soon, hell will freeze over.