Tuesday, March 23, 2010

The S. Man Sayeth...

Apparently it's bad form in Yoga class to say "Man, that looks like it tastes good!" when you're behind a lady doing "Downward facing dog"

Here's a special message from me to all Racists, Misogynists and Homophobes... F*ck You!!!!!!

Regular access to Sandra Bullock's vagina isn't good enough? If I was with her, I wouldn't know my pants size, because I'd never wear any!

This new labeling thing is great. Now hookers tell you how many calories you'll burn having sex with them. No treadmill tonight!

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