Thanks to Jihad Jane, soon black guys will be watching the news and saying "It's a shame cops are roughing up that white lady"
Check the mental acuity of anyone who willingly babysits more than two 5yr olds. even if it's their kids.
Men get fluffers, I only think It's right that women have "lappers"...so, let's just say that I'm open to helping the ladies. I'm a giver.
If that's what Tiger Woods' sexts are like when he's sober...(Insert your joke here)
So....YOU need a bad reaction to a pill to get a 4 hour erection? Losers.
"Is my cellphone coverage map blocking the screen? " "No, but your big ass head is!!"
If you didn't want my mouth on your boobs, why was your window unlocked? Apology accepted...