If beautiful women had kids with goofy looking guys like me, in a few generations everyone would look better. C'mon hotties...for the kids.
Texting and having sex is more dangerous than texting and driving. Especially if she owns a gun.
You can't you yell "Fire" in a movie theater and running up the aisle with a rubber gun screaming "Die die die!"...is also a no no.
I don't like "March Madness". That's what I called it when the ex stomped away talking to herself when I was proven right about something.
♫♫ I've got the music in me! I've got the music in me! I've got the music in me!♫♫ I like women to scream that instead of "Harder! Faster!"
Cross Dressing or Cross Training....I forget...which one is supposed to get you in shape?