Saturday, March 6, 2010

I Was Just Thinking...

Today I'm hiding from my family. Well, emotionally anyway.

No one ever robs the "Chinese Food" stores in the hood. See folks...give people what they want and they won't shoot you. Remember that.

Cats...can' F.Y.I...when my neighbor gets drunk, he thinks that cats CAN fly. Walk under his window on weekends at your own risk.

Why do they use a pistol to start races? I mean did we just turn people running from a gun crazed madman into a sport?

What is the gift for 60 years of marriage?...A suicide pact?

Vagina. The ultimate killer app.

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