I normally form my own opinions, but now that I've seen this commercial...I...feel...compelled...to vote against...my own best interest...
Is eating skinny women healthier?
Does the Michelin man wear a rubber when he has sex? Probably not, it would be too close to screwing a relative. I'd suggest lamb skin.
Some pissed of clay pigeons started shooting at me.
I wonder...which one of my testicles is the "Evil" twin?
A handjob = she's just not that into you...because she obviously doesn't want you to go into her.