The S. Man Sayeth...

Take a bath with your woman, it'll make you feel closer to her and she'll love it. NOT NOW! I'm in the tub with her now! She said tomorrow.

...and for voting against healthcare for American citizens....You get a free Toyota Prius!!! Enjoy A-holes!!! You deserve it, you really do!

I think I did it wrong (Daylight Saving Time)....it's next month at my house.

Why does it feel like a hostage situation whenever my family comes over?

If paint was thrown on liars and sellouts instead of fur wearers, it would look like D.C. was taken over by the Blue Man Group.