The S. Man Sayeth...

Had acceleration problems last night driving my Ford home. I knew I shouldn't have parked next to those Toyota's, they're bad influences.

I can't tell the difference between this healthcare "Debate/Vote" and my 4-6 year old cousins fighting over the Nintendo Wii. Grow up!!!

I'm having an Up or Down vote on MY bills. I've secured the votes in the house to let all collectors get nothing but the answering machine.

Will Wal-Mart please make up it's mind? I was walking past it and now all black people have to go IN.

Look at these losers on TV taking credit for Windows 7. *Scoffs* I invented licking then rhythmically thrusting in a womans vagina. Yup.