This JUST in......

You can LOVE someone and not LIKE them at the same time.

Film at 11.

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I need a NEW girlfriend, licking this pillow for 60 minutes at a time isn't fun anymore.

Shhhh, I'm sneaking these bedbugs out of the hotel. Ha ha! FREE bed bugs! Suckers!

I love overconfident guys with glass jaws, no balls and big mouths. Knocking them the hell out is so easy.