Breaking Fake News! Rush Limbaugh lights himself on fire and runs in a circle yelling "Look at me!" Film at 11!

Women deserve EQUAL pay, respect and power in this world. It's only right....also misogyny is hard to spell, so don't make me have to do it.

If you yell at each other loud enough for me to hear you in MY house, after the fight is over, I'm putting a scorecard under YOUR door.

I'm going to start wearing skinny jeans because much like with can goods, I like my embolisms in bulk.