Oh, so we can NOW choose between beef WITH pink slime or WITHOUT it? Cool! How about trying THIS...TAKE THAT CRAP OUT OF ALL OF THE MEAT!!!

"Free gas for EVERYBODY!"
- Mitt Romney (Eventually)

"The President-a is a black guy-a so don't vote for him-a"
- Newt Gingrich losing his dog whistle politics magic

So, you're buying condoms AND teeth whitener? Someone got a new job and expects to start getting laid soon huh?

Angry birds, meet hungry cat. Hungry cat, meet pissed dog. Pissed dog, meet distracted driver. Distracted driver, meet pissed animal owner.