I have an ipad 17. Yeah, I'm better than YOU.

The NFL has had a bounty on our wallets for years. Mine gets roughed up every September!

If Rush apologized to everyone that he should, he'd have to retire before he finished. And I'd be okay with that.

"I will ALSO stop supporting Rush Limbaugh."
- Satan

Dudes STOP hitting on famous ladies, it won't help. You don't see me saying how delicious & awesome Serena Williams is do you? Exactly.

Jesus DOESN'T pick sides in fights. Yes I'm sure. He's right here and he wouldn't put any money down...so I know he doesn't pick sides.