Wednesday, March 21, 2012

That's okay boobs, I love you whether you're full of milk or not. Yes...TRUE boob love.

Can't celebrate in the endzone, you can't take off your helmet on the field, you can't injure other players for money...you're no fun NFL!

Breaking fake News! Roger Goodell fines NFL cheerleaders for being TOO delicious and makes them wear turtlenecks and granny jeans. Film @11!

Mitt Romney accidentally tells the truth and his hair moves...Film at 11! (Just kidding, NONE of that shit could happen)

Mitt Romney doubles his net worth via checks from democrats as payment for writing their campaign ads with every word out of his dumb mouth. Film at 11!

Being great in the sack is boring, so I'm going to be bad once so I'll know how YOU people feel. Yeah, I'm better than you. ;-)

Why get ignored on SEVERAL social media sites? Pick one and have no one give a shit about you in ONE place. Don't be ignored AND busy.

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