"Cancel my subscription to your bullshit."
- Me to anyone that deserves to hear that

Dear asshole that pretended to turn right just to cut me off, I can see that you ALSO used your cunning to purchase that car with mismatched doors and bald tires. I hope the surgery that you're rushing to goes well. Dickhead.

Ladies, see those guys who are against your rights? Hit them with a few lefts. Yeah, I said it.

Dear politicians, some of us are great in the sack and get laid regularly. Leave the pill alone. It's not our fault you stink in bed!

Dear people that write movies and television shows....you've never met an actual comedian have you? Is that what you think we do? Really? You should get out more.

Butt cheek sex, keeping teen girls virgins and giving teen boys partial sexual conquests since 1980.

If you smell your computer screen when you're being trolled....you'll notice that you can smell the shit that they're full of.

Oh....he named his junk KONY. That explains everything....