Monday, October 17, 2011

Just to let you all know, when I'm part of the 1%, I will do all that I can to help the 99%. I will also bang lots of them. You're welcome.

Dear guy is the sports mascot outfit, remember, doing the same crap WITHOUT THE COSTUME ON will get your ass kicked.

I want the theme song-scene change music from "2 Broke Girls" to play loudly EVERY TIME I ejaculate.

"No call list"? That's really a thing? So, my hunt them down and flush their faces in a bus station toilet thing hasn't caught on huh?

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