The following posts are going to be crazy, wacky thoughts...DO NOT TAKE THEM SERIOUSLY !!

I don't eat Fruit Loops because it's sometimes used as a slur. Same with Cocoa Puffs.

Porn is lame. I get turned on by watching slightly overweight, middle aged women try on bras in infomercials. I can actually get THEM!

Only weird guys get turned on by women eating bananas. What gets me going is women shooting milk out of their nose. DON'T JUDGE ME!