"I hate getting dirt under my nails. Next time the victim to digs their own...I mean yard work is hard!" - Killers aren't good liars
Do you know what works BETTER than botox? Being nice and fucking a lot. You're welcome. Pay on the way out. See you next week.
Promoted post: S.Anthony Thomas has nothing to sell you.
"Hey, I'm NOT in a car accident...so let THOSE people get out of that burning car THEMSELVES." - Herman Cain EMT
"EVERYONE hates you." - Everyone that ISN'T a politician to politicians.
Damn, none of you new celebrities has "accidentally" released a sex tape yet? Ah....I miss the good old days...