I have a tattoo of a black man's forearm on MY forearm and....now that I look at it....I may have made a bad call....where is it again dude?
Is there any way that we can go back to having 2 minute commercial breaks on TV? I almost forgot what fucking show that I'm watching!
College football reminds me of the USA. 5 schools get ALL the good players and everyone else lines up to get their asses kicked. Yup.
Paging Mr Ahs...Mr Kismuh Ahs!
Other person: "I haven't decided who I'll vote for yet, I mean who's running?"
---Me: (In my head) "Are you fucking kidding me?"