In a sarcastic reply to someone, I said "...yeah, I'm from Wall Street!" and three congressmen tried to blow me...

"Dude, you're embarrassing yourself." - me to a friend hitting on an 18 year old.

I want my next one to be a "No huddle" relationship...AKA, MORE f**king and LESS talking.
( FYI, f**king = fucking. I didn't want to curse)

"5 dollar foot loooooong!" - things you don't sing bottomless at Subway...because it's cold in there. IT IS SO!

Apparently, Kmarts are virtually empty at 9pm. The people were probably eaten by the scary creatures roaming the parking lot...