Tuesday, October 4, 2011

Chris Christie. Dancing with the Stars. Discuss.

"Dear APP creators....calm the hell down. Thanks". - Everybody

Politicians should be forced to wear a shock collar that zaps their asses whenever they lie. There'd be some burnt necks, but more truth.

Rick Perry has the documentary "Eyes on the Prize" in his DVD library under "Comedy". No, it's not a mistake...until people find out.

My high school gym teacher was a hot lady. I hid my erection with a towel then. Just saw her again, didn't need the towel...nailed her.

500. That's the amount of people that have said to me, YOU'RE a SCORPIO!?! What does that mean!?!

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