‎"Hi S.! Too late? No, don't worry about it. We'll make soup for YOU!"
-"Subway" staff
Yeah, I've got juice. You may kiss my ring now...

Do you think Erin Burnett will do a "Really?" segment about getting arrested for taking your money out of #Citibank?

I tried to cut my citibank card in half....and it called me the N word. Damn you anthropomorphism!