The S. Man Says...

Pistol whipping is used by criminals too cheap to replace their bullets. *Whispering* Warning shot!? Do you know how much bullets cost man?

Gynecologists & Bakers are similar. You spend all day fixing a sweet treat for others to eat & when you get home you aren't hungry anymore.

I didn't mind her baby talk...or her spanking me...but when she came with the diaper...c'mon! She...she read my mind!...uh...a friend said.

Now that the Olympics is over, I've got to find something else not to give a crap about. Oh yeah, my health! Pass the chili dog & the shake.