Politics in America = Bullies and Cowards making decisions for the apathetic. Thanks for remembering who you work for assholes.
Me: Rock salt (Check), Shovel (Check), Heater (Check), Vaseline (Check)…
Clerk: Getting ready for the snow huh?
Me: What snow?
My ex would always take a shower right before sex...so...I suggest never standing in line in front of me if the line is next to a waterfall.
The saying is "You REAP what you SOW". A friend misread that saying and now he's been fired from his tailoring job.
Thank goodness!!!! - I am so glad Toyota doesn’t make condoms!!!! Whew!!!!
Um, am I the only one that wishes he was under Pink during that Grammy performance with his mouth open?
Tyra had a show on about women WITH TWO VAGINAS. Shocking...for you. But I am at peace, finally someone who can handle my two penises.
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