Saturday, February 6, 2010

This snow must be mother natures Etch a sketch, how many times must I pee my name in this snow! You will not defeat me Mother Nature!!!!

Embarrassing quote from teen S.Anthony to girlfriend who was in clown school "You can juggle three axes, but not my two balls!"

Hey, you four wheel drive having jackass, there's two feet of snow! 60mph is too fast! See you upside down on the news later douche bag!

Forget the yellow snow...DON'T EAT THE RED SNOW!!!

I was wondering why the skin on my junk is so pretty...then realized that I was accidentally masturbating with Proactiv®. Damnit! Where is my commercial?

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