Sunday, February 21, 2010

S. Anthony Says...

I was hit on last night by a woman so together and so off of the charts beautiful that I still think it's a really a practical joke...

I can't wait to get married someday. To go from getting laid occasionally to getting laid a little more than occasionally. Lucky bastards!

If I step in dog poop, I should be able to return it to the dog any way that I see fit.

....Gone fishing...for compliments. How's my hair look?

Can I get a witness!?!... DO NOT yell that anywhere near the Watchtower Society. Just sayin'...

See a penny, pick it up and all day long you'll have dog piss on your fingers.

As an adult I'm embarrassed at the way people speak to each other. What a wonderful world it would be if politicians were adults too.

I was checking my pockets for my keys and touched my balls by accident...(yes accident shut up!) Can I sue myself for harassment?

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