Ever asked your woman if you could do something to her in bed and by the look on her face know that you are weirder than even you knew?
Oh, sorry your honor. You said put my HAND on the.... To be honest, this is more important than my hand so maybe...alright, I'll zip up.
Love. Respect. Fidelity. That’s a pretty simple formula. If it’s too complicated or difficult, try this one….Get. The hell. Out. Okay?
If it's not OUR anniversary then I guess my OTHER wife is wondering why she got those earrings...ooops! #unorganizedbigamist