I hate kids being taught to "Need" products. Not me baby. Well, i'm off to buy my iphone in my Prius... wow, this Starbucks coffee is great!
I haven't gotten one gift since I put that restraining order on Santa. He may also be mad at me for shooting at him. Hey, it was dark.
Why is it so easy to get married but hard to get divorced? You can wake up married in Vegas...never happens the other way.
I love PBS. Uh....just so there's no confusion PBS is my nickname for pubes.