Friday, November 6, 2009


Guys, you can stop calling it "Preparation H" now. We know what it is. Just change the name to "Ass Cream" already. Consider the snickers word of mouth advertising.

As I walked past a lady on a very crowded downtown street, she made a BIG SHOW of stepping away from me and clutching her purse thus making me look like a d-bag. Of course, never passing up a chance to amuse myself, I saw the same lady 15 minutes later. I waited until she got near me...then leapt away from her in fear EQUALING the size of her previous SHOW...everyone looked at HER this time. I smiled and thought "Doesn't feel good does it?!" TRUE STORY. doctor is supposed to use their hand when they check you for a hernia...right?

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