I'm Just Saying...

People should have a bar code. Then you could "scan" them to check their emotional price tag. *Beep* Daddy issues...back on the shelf!

Sometimes you have to just relax and delegate. Right now I'm having my relatives chew my food for me...yeah...a relaxing day....
Went to see the new comedy by Oprah called "Precious". She really missed the mark. Not funny.
Tiger Woods, half Asian, half Black...crashes his car, hides from the police and pissed of a white woman. Can YOU hear the KKK laughing?

Found the "G" spot. My new GPS system is the sh!t.
Never practice tantric sex with someone you want to get rid of. Trust me.