Randomness...

Morning people should be shot...before they can become afternoon people.

Rush Limbaugh saying Obama has a big ego is like Wesley Snipes saying George Hamilton has too dark of a tan.

Never invite a pyromaniac to a house warming. Just take my word for it. Not a good idea.

Parts...Service...Labor---->How a car mechanic describes the birds and the bees to his kids.

I'm kind of concerned that at my hotel, they're holding a get rich quick seminar right after the gun show...