Randomness...

My next door neighbor came over to borrow a tool. Ironic...him coming over to borrow one of his own kind.

A friend of mine offered to give me a bottle of homemade wine. Ah, if you're going to get cirrhosis...get it from a friend I always say...

I misunderstood "Jack in the box"...that toy is in the trash now.

How bad is someones cooking when the burp 2 hours later tastes better than the meal?