Randomness...

It was the best of times, it was the worst of times...sorry, I'm bipolar.

Maybe they should make prescription drugs illegal. Then everyone could get them. Who needs a drug store when you have a drug corner?

If you don't know anything about sports don't pretend. Don't subject me to questions like "How many homeruns did Peyton Manning catch?"

My ex-girlfriend got us some great seats for the Maury show. I mean we're right on the stage!....Wait a minute.....